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I Think I Have A Crush On Jeff Bezos
The worst thing about love is how much headspace it takes up.
This morning I was washing a plate and all I could see was Jeff Bezos warmly smiling back at me. Lately it’s been hard to even get work done without thinking about Amazon’s fast delivery and reliable costumer service. At night I’ll read poetry to my Alexa with the hope that Jeff is listening to me on the other end.
The fact that I’m even writing this right now is crazy but I don’t know I’ve just had a lot on mind these last few weeks and I guess I either just need to vent a bit or secretly I’m just hoping that someday, somewhere, Jeff finds this and gets a chance to read it.
Jeff, I know on a personal level we may not know each other very well, but when it comes to you I’m an open book. You can learn all you need to about me by going through my purchase history at Amazon.com. You can learn what kind of books I like to read by looking through my Audible catalog, you can all of the different foods I like to eat by checking my Whole Foods receipts, and you can see all of the new and exciting tv shows that I’d love for us to watch together on Amazon Prime Video on day by searching through my Prime Video Watchlist.
I think your natural tendency towards being a dom would pair well with my submissive nature and humiliation kinks. I have this fantasy…
